Better Things

When you start the day at 5am and by 8am are staring lustily at the bottle of wine on your counter the only thing to do at 1pm is have that glass of wine, turn on Sharon (the music) and spend a little time with Amy(Amy Butler Style Stiches-purse pattern book) while the chaos swirls around you.

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The woes of motherhood (as in my mother)

An actual conversation I had with my mother:

(Note: Firstborn is called Orange 1, its short for The Little Orange Haired Monster plus he's the 1st)

Her "I bought Orange 1 some cars but they might be too old for him"

Me "Whats the age listed on them?"

Her"3 and up" (Orange 1 is not yet 2)

Me "Oh, well they're probably too old then"

Her/Insane-o "I think they just say that because theres small bits they could choke on"

Me ---blank stare -- "Yes, yes I do believe you're right"

Insane-o : Well we'll just give them to him and see"

Me -- sigh.....