Satan's brother has decided that stopping to nurse and have a cuddle with mama is taking too much out of his evil plotting during the day so he refuses to nurse during business hours. Oh well I'll try to continue being supportive. Hello Pump, I most certainly did not miss you.
In other news my breasts have become deformed and my nipples now point in random erratic directions, much like someone with a crazy eye. They're just roaming about. I have to physically centre them before venturing into public. How long have I been this lady? How embarrassing.
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