Me " I'm thinking of starting an affair"
Husband "Why?"
Me " I'm pretty bored"
Husband " I wish you wouldn't"
Me" Well what should I do then?"
Husband" You could sell crack out of the back of the car"
Me " Oh! Okay"
pause
Me" But what about the affair?"
Husband " Well... I'm away enough you could just pretend to be having an affair with me"
Me " I'm pretty bored"
Husband " I wish you wouldn't"
Me" Well what should I do then?"
Husband" You could sell crack out of the back of the car"
Me " Oh! Okay"
pause
Me" But what about the affair?"
Husband " Well... I'm away enough you could just pretend to be having an affair with me"
Me" Okay, that seems like a good compromise"
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