Hello my old friend, I do miss you. I know I have the same thing on the other site but still... I thought I'd say hello, I haven't forgotten about you.
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Saturday, October 16, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Moving Day!
I'm moving in order to blog you better. This site will still be here but I will post updates on the new one. Please update accordingly.
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There's more music and a contact me space.
In honour of the move True confession Number 5!!! I think my best yet. Check out the new site to see.
http://katieannab.squarespace.com/
There's more music and a contact me space.
In honour of the move True confession Number 5!!! I think my best yet. Check out the new site to see.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Can we still do that?
Yesterday I was driving and a lady illegally passed me and cut me off so I beeped at her. We pulled up to the lights, only about a half block later and I didn't do anything, I didn't really care, as she pulled away she gave me the finger. I didn't know we could still do that as grown ups? Well this changes everything!!
Dear Daddy
Yesterday we went to playland and the older kids coined Orange "Super Baby" and 6 of them followed him around for 2 hours. Today we're making muffins, going to the farmers market and then we thought we'd see if we could destroy the house and make mama's eye twitch some more. It's funny! Mama says we should be wild things, at first I thought she meant for Halloween but now I'm not so sure. She also says she misses Saturdays where sleeping in, eating fried bacon and eggs and holding your head are the only things on the menue. I don't know what she means but she says I'll learn.
Love Piggy
P.S. She also says to tell you the trash needs to be taken out and the lawn mowed. What should she do?
Love Piggy
P.S. She also says to tell you the trash needs to be taken out and the lawn mowed. What should she do?
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Friday, September 24, 2010
And so she wondered, could one thing change everything?
Every week when I go to the grocery store I put something in the food bank, and I started to wonder.... If I have just under 300 FB friends and if I could get half of them on board and if half of those shared it, and if just half of those did it too, what would happen? I've done some rough numbers, if 2 items could make a meal, did we just feed 100 families dinner?
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True Confession - Number 4
Until I was in my late teens (LATE) I honest to goodness believe that there was some magical mechanism which made it impossible for the vacuum cleaner to suck up it's own cord. You could go over it all you want but it would never suck up its own cord, voila magic!! I was sorely disappointed and perhaps a bit embarrassed when I found out this was not in fact true.
PS True confession 5 or maybe 6 will probably be my best ever!! I almost can't wait but it's not time yet.(I am NOT preggo!!!! Just incase that was where you were headed with that.)
PS True confession 5 or maybe 6 will probably be my best ever!! I almost can't wait but it's not time yet.(I am NOT preggo!!!! Just incase that was where you were headed with that.)
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Thursday, September 23, 2010
Better Things
When you start the day at 5am and by 8am are staring lustily at the bottle of wine on your counter the only thing to do at 1pm is have that glass of wine, turn on Sharon (the music) and spend a little time with Amy(Amy Butler Style Stiches-purse pattern book) while the chaos swirls around you.
P.S. I've lost my stats tracker ( I can no longer tell if anyone has visited my page) so if you're here drop me a note and let me know. I love to get comments. If you don't have an account you can select anonymous.
P.S. I've lost my stats tracker ( I can no longer tell if anyone has visited my page) so if you're here drop me a note and let me know. I love to get comments. If you don't have an account you can select anonymous.
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Ahh motherhood,
sigh
Sigh
On a scale of one to fed up, one being good and fed up being fed up, we're at fed up plus about six thousand and twelve.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Pink or Blue and a call out fee
Friends of ours recently told us how they have subdivided their home into pink and blue task, pretty self explanatory I think. We never labelled them before but there are very clear pink and blue tasks in our home. Blue tasks would be putting away the dishes and the laundry, mowing the lawn and barbecuing (I can barbecue, I choose not to). Pink would be everything else. Yesterday I flushed a diaper liner and some wipes (we have cloth diapers), I know I shouldn't flush wipes but I did so whatever. Last night I notice it hasn't flushed, so I flush it again without thinking and the water starts to rise and I'm like OH GOSH!!!
So I message the carnie and ask him what I should do, do I flush it again, do I plunge it, what? He asks some questions, what happened, what do you see? I see baby poop, what do you think I see?? Anyway he tells me how to plunge, I'm a chick, I've never plunged before, ew. Our plunger until now has been exclusively used for Orange 1 to suction on his face while running through the house. So I do it and come back to the computer and ask him how much a plumber call out would be. He says at least $100 and oh god what happened. I told him it worked fine and I want to paid $100 plus an extra $80 for the gross factor, this was clearly a blue task, I completed it despite being pink and I expect to be paid for it. I don't care that it was my fault, it's still not my job. He actually paid up on the spot plus gave me a nice tip! I'm going to use it to buy a new plunger. xoxo
So I message the carnie and ask him what I should do, do I flush it again, do I plunge it, what? He asks some questions, what happened, what do you see? I see baby poop, what do you think I see?? Anyway he tells me how to plunge, I'm a chick, I've never plunged before, ew. Our plunger until now has been exclusively used for Orange 1 to suction on his face while running through the house. So I do it and come back to the computer and ask him how much a plumber call out would be. He says at least $100 and oh god what happened. I told him it worked fine and I want to paid $100 plus an extra $80 for the gross factor, this was clearly a blue task, I completed it despite being pink and I expect to be paid for it. I don't care that it was my fault, it's still not my job. He actually paid up on the spot plus gave me a nice tip! I'm going to use it to buy a new plunger. xoxo
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Musical Delight!!!!!!!
I've added in music!!! I think every couple days I'll add in a new song. There will be no rhyme or reason to them, just what I feel like sharing. Eventually it will be an entire playlist. I think it helps the ambiance. What do you think? What do you think of the new look? I'm still playing with it so you can be honest, I'll try not to cry.
True Confessions - Number 3
True confession number 3:
Orange 1's actual name comes from an old Julia Roberts movie.
Piggy's name: I lost a bet with a dude in a bar. I was in college, we were at a pub, we were playing playing online trivia and I was sure I was going to win. I promised to name my firstborn son after him if I lost, I was not going to lose. I lost! The big guy vetoed it for the first but I got it in there for number two. I think thats almost holding true to my word. So Mr. Percy if you're out there this one is for you.
Shhh don't tell the big guy. I don't think I've told him.
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Monday, September 20, 2010
A Moment
He asks me to lay down with him, he doesn't normally, so I do.
He puts his head in my hand and reaches to hold the other.
I know its been a hard day.
He finally falls asleep with his hand pressed to his temple as if deep in thought.
He is warm, he is cuddly, he is mine.
I love him so.
I stay long after he has fallen asleep.
There is a moment, even in the longest and the worst of bedtimes. The trick is to notice it.
He puts his head in my hand and reaches to hold the other.
I know its been a hard day.
He finally falls asleep with his hand pressed to his temple as if deep in thought.
He is warm, he is cuddly, he is mine.
I love him so.
I stay long after he has fallen asleep.
There is a moment, even in the longest and the worst of bedtimes. The trick is to notice it.
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What's On your Table?
I'm always running out of inspiration for meals. I like organic and free range when possible (although I did eat a bag of chips for breakfast today so clearly it's not a deal breaker), I love things that you can make in big batches and freeze. I hate to put away dishes, the simpler the better.
So I thought I'd ask what's on your table? Jenny you should absolutely do a post on quick and delicious mom meals ( See Jenny's blog, KitchenWitch, link to the right).
So I thought I'd ask what's on your table? Jenny you should absolutely do a post on quick and delicious mom meals ( See Jenny's blog, KitchenWitch, link to the right).
Tonight we did bacon with farmers market vegetables, sun dried tomatoes and pasta.
Conversations With My Husband
Me " I'm thinking of starting an affair"
Husband "Why?"
Me " I'm pretty bored"
Husband " I wish you wouldn't"
Me" Well what should I do then?"
Husband" You could sell crack out of the back of the car"
Me " Oh! Okay"
pause
Me" But what about the affair?"
Husband " Well... I'm away enough you could just pretend to be having an affair with me"
Me " I'm pretty bored"
Husband " I wish you wouldn't"
Me" Well what should I do then?"
Husband" You could sell crack out of the back of the car"
Me " Oh! Okay"
pause
Me" But what about the affair?"
Husband " Well... I'm away enough you could just pretend to be having an affair with me"
Me" Okay, that seems like a good compromise"
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Is it a bad night?
Is it a bad night because it's a bad night. Is it a bad night because things have changed? Is it a bad night because I am making it so or because it is so?
Things have been going really well, this has been our best carnie on tour trip yet, but tonight I was done, ready for a break. Did this cause the chaos or did the chaos cause this. Bedtime was a disaster on everybody's part. Was it me, was it them? Who knows.
Orange 1 and piggy share a room, Orange 1 asked for Piggy to share the room and loves it. I can't believe how much he loves Piggy. We have pictures of "the Daddy"taped to the wall and it helps. Every night before bed we say "night night daddy" and we give the picture a kiss and look at it for a while. In the day when the daddy calls we talk on speakerphone and tonight we had speakerphone chat with the daddy during bedtime. Orange 1 pretty much refuses to talk to him but he listens intently. During bedtime was a mistake. I hung up and the disaster that followed was so emotional. I found another picture of the daddy in a frame and asked if he wanted to hold it, he did. He fell asleep staring lovingly at the daddy picture and it broke my heart. I can fix a lot of things, I can be a lot of things, but I can't be the daddy, no matter how hard I try. There were some tears.
Things have been going really well, this has been our best carnie on tour trip yet, but tonight I was done, ready for a break. Did this cause the chaos or did the chaos cause this. Bedtime was a disaster on everybody's part. Was it me, was it them? Who knows.
Orange 1 and piggy share a room, Orange 1 asked for Piggy to share the room and loves it. I can't believe how much he loves Piggy. We have pictures of "the Daddy"taped to the wall and it helps. Every night before bed we say "night night daddy" and we give the picture a kiss and look at it for a while. In the day when the daddy calls we talk on speakerphone and tonight we had speakerphone chat with the daddy during bedtime. Orange 1 pretty much refuses to talk to him but he listens intently. During bedtime was a mistake. I hung up and the disaster that followed was so emotional. I found another picture of the daddy in a frame and asked if he wanted to hold it, he did. He fell asleep staring lovingly at the daddy picture and it broke my heart. I can fix a lot of things, I can be a lot of things, but I can't be the daddy, no matter how hard I try. There were some tears.
I didn't see that coming
Do you know that if you google just the right combination of beautiful and blog you get a lot of gay and lesbian porn-esk material. I have to say I didn't see that coming.
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Piggy Pica
I feel like Piggy has that disorder where you can't stop eating things. I saw it once on Grey's Anatomy. Cheerios, raisins out of the heat grate, old shoes, bits of paper. Did I see this early on or has it become a self fulfilling prophesy?
NOTE: Yesterday we added bits of the shaggy carpet and pebbles to that list.
NOTE: Yesterday we added bits of the shaggy carpet and pebbles to that list.
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Saturday, September 18, 2010
Dear Husband
When you get home you owe me big time. I would like a never ending supply of wine, I repeat Never Ending, a day at the spa, perhaps some diamonds and maybe a pony. I shall not be getting up at 3am to play trains with the children, I shall not be taking out the trash or doing dishes. We will not watch "Deadliest Catch" or any other type of man show. We will watch "Say Yes to The Dress" and you will pretend to be interested in each and every dress. We will have girl talk. I would like to be a "lady of leisure" for at least a week.
love you
Wife
love you
Wife
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Friday, September 17, 2010
Orange 1
Today I looked at the tiny striped sock, then I touched it, then I smelled it's familiar scent. It made my heart ache and it was hard to breathe.
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Dear Daddy
Dear Daddy,
Yesterday mama took us on an outing and we got new movies. Orange 1 fell asleep holding the one on trains and was very very happy. Mama was in a bad mood to start the day yesterday but then she put on the Bob Dylan Christmas album and it cheered her right up. She says if you don't come home soon she's going to break out all the Christmas stuff early this year. I think she likes Christmas. Today Orange 1 has gone to work at the baby factory, mama says he has to earn his keep.
I miss you and am getting tired of seeing this lady all the time.
Love Piggy
Yesterday mama took us on an outing and we got new movies. Orange 1 fell asleep holding the one on trains and was very very happy. Mama was in a bad mood to start the day yesterday but then she put on the Bob Dylan Christmas album and it cheered her right up. She says if you don't come home soon she's going to break out all the Christmas stuff early this year. I think she likes Christmas. Today Orange 1 has gone to work at the baby factory, mama says he has to earn his keep.
I miss you and am getting tired of seeing this lady all the time.
Love Piggy
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Thursday, September 16, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
True Confessions - Number 2
The carnie is still on the road so while he's away I thought I'd share some secrets involving him as well.
Last month the carnie was away for 18days in a row. While he was gone he said "go ahead and check my email so you can look at the next months work schedule" so I did. Here is what I found:
He had emailed scheduling asking something or other and they replied. This was the first email from scheduling so I opened it (AS DIRECTED BY HIM)
Carnie " Greetings from xxxxx where the vodka is plentiful and the women are beautiful, until they turn 35 and some sort of switch flicks, blah blah blah scheduling, blah blah"
I was so M A D!! First of all he could have taken us on the road with him on an all expenses paid carnival tour, but didn't ask us to go. His response: "Uhhhh, I didn't think you'd want to go". Yeah cause I don't like hotels and restaurants, its just so taxing to not have to clean up or make meals.
So this was the kicker for me, I'm at home with 2 kids, they're loud, they're messy, he's eating at restaurants, sleeping through the night, eating freshly baked cookies, I bet the concierge fluffs his pillow for him! PLUS he's drinking vodka and checking out all the ladies.
So I replied:
"THIS IS FROM YOUR WIFE
F Y I Don't tell your wife she can check your email to look at the work schedule if it's going to include emails about you ogling women with your vodka goggles on. Glad to hear your enjoying the under 35 crowd. Less Than Impressed!!!!!"
I sent it to him and a few days later the carnie says to me " You know I think when you sent that to me you must have clicked reply all and also sent it to scheduling". (They thought it was so funny they forwarded it out to the entire office.)
Me (innocently)" Oh my I'm sorry about that"
True confession Number 2: I know how to send an email to a single user, I'm no dummy. I had to cut and paste that address in there. hahahahahaha. Now let that be lesson learned!
Last month the carnie was away for 18days in a row. While he was gone he said "go ahead and check my email so you can look at the next months work schedule" so I did. Here is what I found:
He had emailed scheduling asking something or other and they replied. This was the first email from scheduling so I opened it (AS DIRECTED BY HIM)
Carnie " Greetings from xxxxx where the vodka is plentiful and the women are beautiful, until they turn 35 and some sort of switch flicks, blah blah blah scheduling, blah blah"
I was so M A D!! First of all he could have taken us on the road with him on an all expenses paid carnival tour, but didn't ask us to go. His response: "Uhhhh, I didn't think you'd want to go". Yeah cause I don't like hotels and restaurants, its just so taxing to not have to clean up or make meals.
So this was the kicker for me, I'm at home with 2 kids, they're loud, they're messy, he's eating at restaurants, sleeping through the night, eating freshly baked cookies, I bet the concierge fluffs his pillow for him! PLUS he's drinking vodka and checking out all the ladies.
So I replied:
"THIS IS FROM YOUR WIFE
F Y I Don't tell your wife she can check your email to look at the work schedule if it's going to include emails about you ogling women with your vodka goggles on. Glad to hear your enjoying the under 35 crowd. Less Than Impressed!!!!!"
I sent it to him and a few days later the carnie says to me " You know I think when you sent that to me you must have clicked reply all and also sent it to scheduling". (They thought it was so funny they forwarded it out to the entire office.)
Me (innocently)" Oh my I'm sorry about that"
True confession Number 2: I know how to send an email to a single user, I'm no dummy. I had to cut and paste that address in there. hahahahahaha. Now let that be lesson learned!
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Dear Daddy
This morning I got up and woke up mama with a pat and a kiss. We're having cheerios and watching The Polar Express. The Christmas carols seem to make mama smile, she sings along, she's not very good but she tries, and I like the trains. I think one day I'd like to drive the train. Could you help me?
Yesterday I went on a date with my girlfriend K and I chased her with a stick and pushed her down to show her how much I love her. Then she had to go home and go to bed but I stayed and played a bit longer. Some new girls came, they had popsicles so I knew we were soul mates. One of them had really curly hair and I gave her a hug and we chased each other up the slide, then I pushed her little sister down the slide to show her how much I love her. Shhh don't tell K.
Love you lots
Orange 1
Yesterday I went on a date with my girlfriend K and I chased her with a stick and pushed her down to show her how much I love her. Then she had to go home and go to bed but I stayed and played a bit longer. Some new girls came, they had popsicles so I knew we were soul mates. One of them had really curly hair and I gave her a hug and we chased each other up the slide, then I pushed her little sister down the slide to show her how much I love her. Shhh don't tell K.
Love you lots
Orange 1
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Dear Daddy
Today I went on a date to the Y. I played with trains and another little curly haired boy. I jumped in a castle and got stuck in a tube. The little curly haired boy tried to help me out but mama had to come get me. I had a great time and then I came home and fell asleep in the middle of the floor while clutching my train. 2 is being good today, he liked watching me play, he got to lick some new toys and is now eating a book on tractors.
Love Orange 1
Love Orange 1
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Today's post is brought to you by the letter F
F as in feeling, not as in bomb.
Last night we played another rousing game of musical beds. Piggy must be growing and is up every hour, Orange 1 is also having some trouble sleeping. We rotated from my bed, the nursing chair, O1's bed, back to my bed and so forth. But in the happy light of morning everyone is happy and frolicking, the coffee is hot and I'm grateful to have such happy little boys.
Lately when things are getting me down I have a rotating stream of words that give me a little sanity.
Last night we played another rousing game of musical beds. Piggy must be growing and is up every hour, Orange 1 is also having some trouble sleeping. We rotated from my bed, the nursing chair, O1's bed, back to my bed and so forth. But in the happy light of morning everyone is happy and frolicking, the coffee is hot and I'm grateful to have such happy little boys.
Lately when things are getting me down I have a rotating stream of words that give me a little sanity.
Kindness
Harmony
Peace
Love
These are words that inspire me or I qualities I aspire to have. So today I say to you inspire and aspire. Try to inspire someone, your kids, a stranger, anyone and aspire to do better. Do something wonderful with your kids, play ball in the park, go for a walk and watch the fall leaves change. It doesn't have to big big it just has to be meaningful to them. Share kindness, give something to charity, buy a cookie for someone on the street, put something in the food bank at the grocery store or share a smile with a stranger. Take it anyway you want but do something.
Today I will share kindness
Monday, September 13, 2010
True Confessions
I'm thinking I'll try out something new, I'm calling it "True Confessions". Things you didn't know about me, probably don't need to know. I'll try to give a background story with them.
My brother-in law is getting married, so my soon to be sister in law is picking out wedding dresses (my favourite thing to do). I love wedding dress shopping, I love wedding planning, it's a once in a lifetime party. I would do it again in a heartbeat. I had the most beautiful wedding. We we're married by the ocean with 46 of our closest friends and family and I loved every minute of it. There was sand and ocean, a trio playing music, pristine white table cloths, white place settings and white covered chairs, sparkling clean glasses and tea lights glimmering along the path after dark. Everything I could have imagined. So here's my first confession:
I like to wear my veil around the house with my PJ's. I do it fairly frequently.
I have another one for later but I don't want to give away all my secrets so early in the day.
My brother-in law is getting married, so my soon to be sister in law is picking out wedding dresses (my favourite thing to do). I love wedding dress shopping, I love wedding planning, it's a once in a lifetime party. I would do it again in a heartbeat. I had the most beautiful wedding. We we're married by the ocean with 46 of our closest friends and family and I loved every minute of it. There was sand and ocean, a trio playing music, pristine white table cloths, white place settings and white covered chairs, sparkling clean glasses and tea lights glimmering along the path after dark. Everything I could have imagined. So here's my first confession:
I like to wear my veil around the house with my PJ's. I do it fairly frequently.
I have another one for later but I don't want to give away all my secrets so early in the day.
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Dear Daddy
When you come home you'll find there have been some changes. Orange 1 is dating (it's K, he is in love), they hold hands and run in the park and I am starting college. I'm very smart and have decided to skip kindergarten and go straight to college. I've been embezzling funds from mama for a while now and I seem to be very good at it. My hostile takeover of the world has been temporarily put on hold to pursue these other interest. Mama is waiting patiently for you but is starting to look very old. Come home soon.
Love 2
Love 2
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Saturday, September 11, 2010
Trivia and Giveaways
So if I can't be funny I can at least be fun. I was thinking about ways to increase audience participation (that's you), so I was thinking about doing a giveaway. No strings attached, just for fun. I'm going to put some more thought into it. I think something handmade, maybe by me, maybe by someone else. If you have something you'd like to feature here let me know, I'm totally into it. Stay tuned!
For today lets play trivia. I think something easy and girly to start. Can you name any of the bloopers from Pretty Woman? There's a bunch so if you watched it repetitively growing up, like me, this should be easy.
For today lets play trivia. I think something easy and girly to start. Can you name any of the bloopers from Pretty Woman? There's a bunch so if you watched it repetitively growing up, like me, this should be easy.
Isn't she lovely |
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Friday, September 10, 2010
Tulips
Next year I'd love to have a beautiful garden full full full of tulips. There's something so exciting to me about tulip blooms.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
The travelling circus hits the road
My husband travels for work, a lot a lot. I don't really like to share personal details so for our purposes lets just say he's a carnie in the travelling circus. From now on I shall cease referring to him as "the felon" and now refer to him as "the carnie". More on this to follow. I just wanted you to know the change of names is now in effect.
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What's that smell?
I just played a rousing game of "what's that smell" in the living room. I checked the baby, counted all the sippy cups to ensure I hadn't lost one in the mix (its happened), checked under all the furniture and nothing. Finally I returned to the baby and wonder of wonders it was the baby. How can something so small make such a stink?
Monday, September 6, 2010
Open or closed?
This morning I went in the bathroom hopped on the scale and much to my delight found I was at pre-preggo weight. So I announce excitedly to my husband "I'm at pre-preggo". His reply was a faint little breathless "what?". So I came out and said it again and the look of relief on his face was overwhelming. He said "All I heard was I'm and preggo, my whole face went numb". Maybe its best to open the door when saying some things.
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Sunday, September 5, 2010
Lets try something new
This is an experiment, this video is soooo funny. Wait for the end, I promise, it's worth it. (Perhaps not suitable for young viewers)
Sally OMally
Sally OMally
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Not so honest
So the truth is I may have left out part of the story yesterday. After the big guy and the little guy had their heart to heart about gravity and hollywood the big guy and I then had a thorough discussion about the actual value of gravity. I thought if he was going to teach the little guy these things he should at least be accurate and teach it to 3 decimal places. We then had a super geek conversation and debated how many decimal places you need, and what those numbers actually are, this ultimately ended in us googling. FYI its 9.80665.
We're both nerds as it turns out.
We're both nerds as it turns out.
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Gravity and geeks
Saturday, September 4, 2010
The hard bite of reality at the ripe age of 2
Background: Orange 1 is watching a movie Polar Express (I'm sick, it has trains, we all win), in it a star falls and an Elf jumps after it and saves it or something along those lines, I wasn't really paying attention.
Me "What!?"
Husband: "Whaaat? He should know"
Please note Orange 1 is only 2
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What is happening here?!?
Our basement flooded and I lost my little sewing room so for 3 months have been hoarding fabric. As some of you may know, I like pink. Pink shoes, pink sweaters, pink watches and especially pink fabric. Today I sat down in my brand new little room ready to go but apparently in all this time it never occurred to me to buy pink thread. You should have heard the not so gently stream of words that came out of my mouth. I was so MAD!!!
A Break?
The big says " Go on an outing, I'll take the boys" but then proceeds to leave with both sets of keys. Super, just super!
Friday, September 3, 2010
These are the people in my neighborhood
There's nothing I love more than people watching. These are some of my favorite people in my neighbourhood:
Crazy house guy: Crazy house guy has this 3 story old wooden house buried in the middle of an upper middle class neighbourhood. You might not notice it at first as it's buried among trees, there's no lawn due to the crazy foliage and weirdness everywhere, (crazy house guy has a standard or slightly smaller than standard city lot and I am unsure how he got it so wild looking). The first time I saw it I thought it was a burnt down building, it took me about a month to realize that no thats just how it looks. He's always working on it out back but it never looks any different. Crazy house guy never has less than 9 giant bags of cat littler on his "porch" (not sure it really qualifies as porch but whatever), and his latest addition is an old toilet. I once found a woman staring at it in the back alley. She stopped me and asked "Have you seen this?" I smiled and said "Yes I have". She said "What is it?" I didn't really know how to answer that. I looked back when I got to the end of the block and she was still staring at it in wonder. I really like crazy house guy. I recently learned that crazy house guy is actually a mathematics professor, go figure.
Linen Guy: Linen guy is new to the neighbourhood. He wears khaki pants, a white linen shirt, straw sunhat and metal rimmed sunglasses EVERY TIME I see him. He is very clean, he walks about the neighbourhood at a rapid pace, never stops and NEVER speaks to anyone. I was disappointed when he ignored me when I said good morning one day but I've made my peace with it. I like to imagine that linen guy is a multimillionaire who is recently recovering from a crack/heroin/crystal meth addiction and he walks to keep himself straight.
7:17 am guy and the regular dog: When we first moved here this guy walked his dog and every morning at 7:17 am his dog crapped on my lawn. At first I was kinda grossed out but then he just became a regular part of my morning, he always picks it up so at least he's polite. He stopped a while back and I though perhaps he switched dog food but then I saw him with a foot brace on so I think he just wasn't making it over this far. I hope he comes back. I liked him.
The BMW ladies: These are the super rich ladies who live up the street. (Note: If you go up one block from our house its the ritzy neighbourhood of the city, if you go a couple blocks past that its the industrial crappy part of the city, I like to call it "eclectic" ). These ladies are not limited to but do include almost all BMW's, it's generally their car of choice. The BMW ladies have a certain social etiquette that one must learn. If they are walking get out of their way, if you are walking get out of their way and absolutely most importantly you may only speak to them when spoken to. They are not my favourite.
The F Bomb lady: I was crossing the street in my car and this lady was standing at the corner with her dog, she was late forties, well dressed, pretty golden type dog. I waited but she didn't go, I thought she was waiting for her dog to pee, so I crossed. I guess I had bad timing because half way across she decided she wanted to go but it was too late for me to stop. I gave her the "oh I'm so sorry" wave and in return she YELLED F#%& YOU!! at me. I was so shocked I kept going but then decided that was totally inappropriate so I drove back around the block and chatted with her. I politely explained that I was very sorry for not stopping but that in the end I felt her language was inappropriate as I had my kids in the car and there were about a dozen other kids on the street at the time. She didn't really like that. I was very calm and polite, she seemed to like that even less, she said a few more nice things to me, I thanked her and went on my way. I'm pretty sure she drives a BMW.
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neighbourhoods are funny
A bargain of a deal
Oh Satan and Satan's brother couldn't you peddle your wares another day? The mama is sick. I'm even willing to make a deal. If you cease the evil today you can be three times as evil tomorrow and I wont even be mad.
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tired mama
Thursday, September 2, 2010
The chair that changes everything
Two children later I finally decided that it was time to get a chair that is comfortable. For all of the first and most of the second I've been sitting in my beautiful wooden rocking chair. I love it, its so beautiful, but only to look at, sitting in it is a different story. Every night I struggle with a squirming baby trying not to drop him off one side or shmuck his head off the other and forcing myself to stay awake so that he doesn't slide out the side. 2 Weeks ago I finally ordered a new chair and yesterday it came!!! My husband let me get it as a 2 month early birthday present. (How nice is he?!) It is so beautiful. The mini peeps and I all have colds which as many of you know means minimal sleeping. Last night I curled up with piggy and a warm blanket in my new beautiful chair and for 2 hours in the middle of thenight had a lovely sleeping cuddle nap. Its a whole new world all thanks to a chair.
Note: Dear Urban Barn,
If you would like to give me another chair or even the entire set I would happily take
those off your hands and will give them a wonderful home and speak lovingly of them as well.
xo Katie
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
A Change of Season
The changing months always have a profound affect on me and none more than September. I still have that little kid part of me that marks years according the start and stop of school. The first of September has far more significance for me than that of New Years. The beginning of September has a feeling of excitement yet sadness. It's saying goodbye to the hot lazy days of summer, swimming pools and spaghetti straps and in turn donning closed toe shoes, vests and thinking of mittens to come. It always leaves me with a little sense of sadness and nostalgic memories of childhood. Goodbye summer, I have loved you but move on to joyful thoughts of sharpened pencils, autumn leaves and trick or treaters.
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summer love autumn leaves
What would I do without this guy?
Husband "Have you noticed my recent addition to the kitchen?" (Mischievous grin here)
Me "No"
Nothing appears different
Me "Will I notice it"
Husband " Oh you'll notice!"
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pressing buttons
Monday, August 30, 2010
I would so FIRE you
If I were Jessica Alba I would so fire my PR person. Who wants to be on the cover with the caption "Untamed Va-ja-jays" printed in bold across your va-ja-jay.
I laughed so hard.
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Jessic Alba Cosmopolitan Cover
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
This Guy
So we're all at the park playing and I climb up the play structure with both boys and am going to go down the steep slide with them:
Me "Am I going to rocket off the end of this thing or will the fat on my ass be enough to slow me down?"
Husband "Oh no you'll be plenty good!"
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
That Guy
I miracle of miracles got two children to nap at the same time and the neighbours construction guy decided this would be a good time to hammer and saw in the yard. I'm gonna punch that guy right in the junk and shout "YOU KNOW WHY!!!"
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Jackass
Monday, August 23, 2010
Halloween Costumes
Ummm clearly Satan and Satan's brother, but what do they wear?
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Trouble in the middle
Satan's brother has decided that stopping to nurse and have a cuddle with mama is taking too much out of his evil plotting during the day so he refuses to nurse during business hours. Oh well I'll try to continue being supportive. Hello Pump, I most certainly did not miss you.
In other news my breasts have become deformed and my nipples now point in random erratic directions, much like someone with a crazy eye. They're just roaming about. I have to physically centre them before venturing into public. How long have I been this lady? How embarrassing.
In other news my breasts have become deformed and my nipples now point in random erratic directions, much like someone with a crazy eye. They're just roaming about. I have to physically centre them before venturing into public. How long have I been this lady? How embarrassing.
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Ahh motherhood
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Suspicions
Both of the mini peeps look increasingly like the big guy. I am almost convinced I had nothing to do with the mix. Am not quite sure how he pulled it off but am deffinately suspicious! (squinty eyes here)
Friday, July 30, 2010
Sleep to Evil
Satan's brother has replaced sleep with evil. I guess if you want to plot out your takeover of the planet and you're only six months old you have to make some sacrifices. Oh well, I'll just try to be supportive of his goals.
Labels:
Piggy,
supportive mothers
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Today's arts and crafts are brought to you by Katie Anna
Sunday, July 25, 2010
This guy just cannot catch a break today
The big guy got a new drill, and while sitting on the floor with shinning little kid christmas eyes looks up at me and says "wanna hold it?" (big grin)
I'm going to bed.
My kinda foreplay
So sweet
My husband got a new ringtone for his cell phone, now whenever I call there is a sort of air raid siren and it says
"WARNING WARNING, this is a call from your wife! This call could be potentially dangerous. You way want to think twice before answering! Have you done anything wrong today? If you have are you prepared to discuss it RIGHT NOW? Warning this is a call from your wife!"
Nice, really nice.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
The dark side
Satan is being especially dark today. He took off at the children's museum and it took me 3 laps, an extra family and a heart attack to find him. I may have had a stroke.
Bottle of wine it is for dinner.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Perhaps not for me
I went to the book store yesterday and saw a book on tantric sex and thought hm! Then I started to look at it. Apparently you have to read a book, set up your room with crystals, pillows and flowers, exercise (get permission from your doctor), meditate. It said ideally go for a light jog first to warm up (seriously!?) and then have a good shower, gently gaze into each others eyes while "exchanging energy" and practice 3-5 times a week. Honestly? Who has the time?
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Running terminology clarified
The official definition of "dragging ass"
It refers to running in 30 degree muggy heat while pushing 50+ pounds of babies in a stroller while your husband uses a GPS watch and makes you keep a pace. In this reference you are bent over hanging on to the stroller for dear life and honest to goodness dragging your ass behind you. I will not be featured in this months runners magazines in demonstration of good running form.
Happy Birthday Canada
Mellissa has spent a few years out of country and has apparently just Crossed the border returning home.
Status update Mellissa:
Oh Canada, if you were a leg I would hump you.
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love
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
PS
Red Jewels
Leaving your red wine alone around me is very much similar to inviting a convicted felon to your house and strewing jewellery around while saying things like "oh there's so much I can hardly keep track". Can you blame us?
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delicious
Monday, June 28, 2010
Things
Things I dislike:
People who speed up when you put on your signal. Seriously!!! Where are you going that is so important. If its that much of an emergency put on your 4 ways, beep your horn and drive around like mad, otherwise screw you!
People who ask "is it a boy?" when I've color coded him by dressing him completely in Navy blue. I get it when its brown or red but not blue.
People who ask me when I'm due while I'm holding my baby.
People who wont take no for an answer, no I don't want to buy....., no I don't want to be on your list... and no I don't want to tell you why.
Things that come with instructions.
Things that actually require instructions.
Toys that are wired into their boxes. My toddler doesn't get please wait patiently Mama has to spend 20 minutes untangling and untwisting it while your brother cries.
Things that intrigue me:
People with eye patches.
Men wearing scarves or ascots.
Things I like:
My boys
Sunflowers
The bunny that lives in my backyard
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eye twitch
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
My very best friend
To fish
This week was my very best friends birthday, so this is an ode to her.We met when we were 13 and she has been my very best friend for 19 years, thats a long time of love. Very occasionally we drift a little as life twists and turns but we know we'll always be there waiting down the road. I always feel blessed to have her. We have very much in common we both used to be chubby, sorry baby but we were, not fat just chubby, we say things even when they might bruise a little, sometimes I need to be told "no I'm sorry that shirt does NOT look good". If we were lesbians we would marry immediately (our husbands are aware of this information). When the end of the road comes we will sit on the steps talking about nothing and probably hold hands. She is my love.Happy Birthday to you
Love star
xoxo
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true love
Too much information
Last night I asked my husband if he wanted to have some "grown up time" after the kids went to bed. He ambiguously said "maybe". The nerve! So I shaved my legs, and not just to the knee, and made sure he knew that I had, put on my very prettiest and very smallest pj's and said good night. I think he'll think twice about that next time.
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doghouse,
that's what he said
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Presents? For Me?
If the father isn't home on Fathers day, does that mean I get a gift?
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Spandex Lycra
I feel that spandex and Lycra should have stricter enforcement policies. When I'm running I see a lot of weird stuff (last week a 50ish man on a motorbike wearing a turquoise bikini top, I kid you not, sad part is I have the same one in hot pink, but thats a different topic all together). Anyway I think that spandex should have a selection process. I though at first that maybe it should only come in specific sizes, like up to a 6, but you have to account for different body types. So my new plan is: We make a selection committee. You have to go before a board and be approved, obviously then we would need to have authorized spandex distributers who can meet said criteria. I would not be exempt from this process. The great part is then people would say "what are you wearing?" and you could say " oh this, its just a little something in spandex" and they'd nod knowingly. It would be the equivalent of having a Tiffany's ring. p.s. I would oh so like a Tiffany's ring.
The best
Status update Naomi: let it be known: breast feeding does not, i repeat does NOT work as birth control!!
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oops
Monday, June 14, 2010
My friends are Funny
My friends are Funny, with a capitol F. I've decided to start sharing their humor as well.
To my lovely Rebecca, you made me laugh out loud today.
Status update Rebecca:
If I was Evan I wouldn't have been up at 5:30 am....I'm just sayin'.....
(Perhaps important to note: Evan is 2)
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Toddler woes
Sunday, June 13, 2010
"the felon"
I have decided to think as my husband as a convicted felon who has been court ordered to carry out community service(occasional housekeeping(when prompted), yard work(sometimes), childcare(when in good moods), etc). I shall henceforth refer to him as "the felon" .
Labels:
husband,
official name change,
prison,
time served
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Running with Stroller
The best part about running is that it gives me a time out, its me time but the kids really enjoy it too.
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Chariot vs MEC stroller running
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Falling Behind
The big guy has been away a lot this past month and I've fallen behind on almost everything. I'm just keeping up and really have nothing pithy to say thus haven't kept up here either.
Here is my sum up:
Husband away 20 days
Bought a new car
Lightening stuck tree in yard, fell on neighbours garage and cut power to next set of neighbours
Water wrecked sewing room in basement
Wishing hadn't bought new car so soon, see above 2 lines
Boys are growing huge, littlest monster has learned to giggle and I'm absolutely loving it.
xoxo
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giggles and lightening
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
The story of Orange 1
The other day I was reading my friends blog and she was talking about how her dad had passed and how a simple smell from an old bag brought back a flood of feelings and memories and I had the same thing happen last week. It was a sock. A tiny infant sized red and white striped sock. Orange 1 had surgery when he was little and I don't usually talk about it. I say things like "Orange 1 had surgery when he was little, oh he's fine now" But I don't go into details. I think because I'm still so heartbroken about it. Even now typing I find the tears rolling and last week thats how I found myself sitting on the bed crying to a tiny striped sock. Maybe if I share my story it will help me and maybe help someone else too. Here is the story of Orange 1.
O1 was born 5 weeks early, he was tiny and beautiful. Some babies look beautiful right out of the gate (our 2nd sadly did not, but he's a cutie now), O1 was beautiful and perfect. He spent a week in intensive care in a little glass box. It was awful. I had to share a room in the very beginning with what I can only say was a trashy lady complaining about how her baby was up all night while mine was locked in a little box and I wasn't allowed to hold him. I cried a lot those first days. I always say the nurses knew me as the mom who cried. The week progressed, my wonderful doctor demanded the nurses allow me to hold him, we started to nurse, it was going well. On day 5 they told us about "it". He had a VSD and muscle bundles. Basically there was a hole in his heart and the blood was leaking back and getting double pumped. I can still remember sitting there, I think the world fell away. Its a feeling you only know once you've had it.
We were sent home with follow up care and appointments till the end of time. Those first few months were so hard. He was so little, the heart condition made him tired but he didn't feel good so it was hard to sleep. He slept maybe 8 hours in any 24 hour period. We started drugs, we had to give him medicine 7 times a day. I was so sad. I felt and still feel like it was my fault. I made him and I didn't do a good enough job. My husband says its not but I really feel deep down that it is. We finally came to the great and terrible day. He had surgery October 20th, he was 5 1/2 months old and 15 pounds. The day came and I was okay I was just in denial but the night before I found myself drinking the better part of a bottle of wine and crying uncontrollable at 2 in the morning. So I did as anyone would do, I called my mom (4am her time) and she said in the very nicest most peaceful way " I thought I'd hear from you". I didn't want to do it, the surgery, she convinced me that I had to. She was right. She told me that if I didn't he'd never be able to play sports, he'd have a hard time just going up stairs, he wouldn't grow, and so we did it. It was a monday morning, it was cloudy, and cold, much like me. We put him on a giant wheeling table and he cried and I cried so they let me carry him. Then we waited in this little waiting area and he wore these little red and white striped socks because I was afraid his feet were too cold. The rest of the story doesn't matter, its long done with. Yesterday we played kick ball in the yard and he laughed and shouted and ran. All that remains is a long scar on his chest and a little red and white sock that no longer fits. Every time I see that little sock my heart feels broken all over again.
I should be grateful, I should be happy, but I still have fear. I'm not sure what exactly I'm afraid of, but I am. I think it will pass. Life moves on, I'm living it.
If you've found this story you'v probably googled infant VSD or baby surgery. You should know this too shall pass and if you need someone just ask, I'll always take time to help someone on the same road. Time may have passed but I remember, I remember the smells, the waiting, the sadness and the hard road that followed but I also know the laughter and the joy of healthy little orange haired monster.
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infant open heart surgery,
orange 1
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wake up calls
My husband is away this week which leaves me alone with the orange haired monsters. Every time he leaves the big one stops sleeping which is less than ideal for me. Last night while we were up for the third time I couldn't help but think wishfully about my pre-children days when I saw 2 am from the other side. Now the only time I see 2 am is when I'm thinking "is it too early to just suck it up and get up for the day" as opposed to "do I have enough change left in my pocket for a hotdog and a taxi".
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monsters 2 am,
orange 1
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Slacking
I started this blog then have been slacking. Oops. Lots has happened. We went to visit the inlaws for a week, then we went on a holiday south, it was absolutely wonderful. Now my husband is away so I'm just trying to keep up with the the monsters and their six wake up calls a night.
Here is a very important public service announcement:
If you decide that you should start wearing sunscreen no daily basis make sure to apply it evenly. Don't skip that bit above your lip cause you'll end up with a lovely moustache tan. Lesson Learned!
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sunscreen oops
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
A Breakthrough
I'm sure many people have been here before me, the post baby weight blues. After Piggy was born I lost 22 pounds in 10 days (that includes Piggy) but then in the 6 weeks following 3 pounds, thats it! I started running again when he was 3 weeks, gentle at first but for some time now I've been giving it. I do sprints and hills, intervals, Fartleks (what an awful name by the way) and still no loss, until today!! Hurray for me I lost a pound and a half. I changed up my routine a bit and voila! I think maybe my body was just storing it up and needed a little extra kick, hopefully I will begin to shed my fatsuit at a rapid rate. I can't wait!
Labels:
fat mall pants,
post baby weight loss
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Oh my
4:33 and thinking about my second glass of wine. That's the type of day we're having here.
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My children may be evil
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Wii sadness
I got on the Wii Fit after not weighing myself all pregnancy. It told me I was obese and made my Mii fatter. I was less than impressed.
Labels:
fat mall pants,
Mii Wii sad,
post baby weight loss
Friday, February 26, 2010
Morning wake up call
Every morning between 4 and 5 30 am I wake up in complete darkness to the sound of heavy breathing directly in my ear. It is orange 1 coming to say good morning, he comes into our room every morning, bypasses my husband and comes to my side of the bed where instead of announcing himself he breathes like a stalker in my ear. To be honest its absolutely terrifying. This has been going on for about a month. So everyday for a month I have woken up in complete fear. Its funny to tell the story but I seriously think its causing some long term damage to my heart.
PS I didn't choose this side of the bed by fluke, it was specifically to bypass the morning wake up calls. Do you think thats karma?
Labels:
orange 1,
stalker children
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
The List
and my husband said to me "Hookers wont send you tax receipts"
The woes of motherhood (as in my mother)
An actual conversation I had with my mother:
(Note: Firstborn is called Orange 1, its short for The Little Orange Haired Monster plus he's the 1st)
Her "I bought Orange 1 some cars but they might be too old for him"
Me "Whats the age listed on them?"
Her"3 and up" (Orange 1 is not yet 2)
Me "Oh, well they're probably too old then"
Her/Insane-o "I think they just say that because theres small bits they could choke on"
Me ---blank stare -- "Yes, yes I do believe you're right"
Insane-o : Well we'll just give them to him and see"
Me -- sigh.....
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sigh
Monday, February 22, 2010
Foiled
I looked it up and apparently its frowned upon to taser people. Something about it being "cruel, inhuman and absolutely prohibited under international law".
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taser out
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Taser
I'd like a taser. I'm going to figure out how to make a block on the side of my blog where I can keep a list of names of people I'd like to taser. Then when people make me mad I could say things like "You're on my list". My husband says thats why they'd never let me have one.
Labels:
people I don't like
Trauma at the mall
Today I went to the mall and had to unbutton my pants because they were so tight.
When I had number 1 I thought I'm going to gain 25 pounds max, but really I was aiming for 20 as I was a little bit chubby. When I got to 40 I started turning around on the scale when I went to the doctor and asked the nurse to never tell me the number. This way I could breezily reply "Oh I don't know" when people asked me how much I gained. Important to note, don't ask people that! After he was born I took up running and it came off, painfully, 600k and 10 months later. For the second I thought no way I'm doing that again. When I got to 40 (at week 30ish) I again turned around. While standing backwards on the scale at week 36 I heard the little weight slide all the way over, get rejected, slide all the way back, and then heard the sad clunk as the BIG weight moved (the one that moves in like 20 pound increments) I then tried to convince the nurse that the doctor didn't need me to be weighed any longer, she didn't bite. Sadly curiosity took over and I do have a scale at home. I wanted to know how much I'd lose after "The Big Show". I unfortunately can now tell people the answer (seriously, why would you ask someone that?). Anyway after "The Big Show" I lost 10! A big freaking 10! Number 2 (or piggy as I like to call him) weighed 8 so that means I lost a whole 2 pounds. Which leads me to today. I put on pants without elastic in them ( perhaps important to note that these are not my pants, they are in fact my husbands pants) and I then had to proceeded to unbutton them halfway through the mall. Awesome!
When I had number 1 I thought I'm going to gain 25 pounds max, but really I was aiming for 20 as I was a little bit chubby. When I got to 40 I started turning around on the scale when I went to the doctor and asked the nurse to never tell me the number. This way I could breezily reply "Oh I don't know" when people asked me how much I gained. Important to note, don't ask people that! After he was born I took up running and it came off, painfully, 600k and 10 months later. For the second I thought no way I'm doing that again. When I got to 40 (at week 30ish) I again turned around. While standing backwards on the scale at week 36 I heard the little weight slide all the way over, get rejected, slide all the way back, and then heard the sad clunk as the BIG weight moved (the one that moves in like 20 pound increments) I then tried to convince the nurse that the doctor didn't need me to be weighed any longer, she didn't bite. Sadly curiosity took over and I do have a scale at home. I wanted to know how much I'd lose after "The Big Show". I unfortunately can now tell people the answer (seriously, why would you ask someone that?). Anyway after "The Big Show" I lost 10! A big freaking 10! Number 2 (or piggy as I like to call him) weighed 8 so that means I lost a whole 2 pounds. Which leads me to today. I put on pants without elastic in them ( perhaps important to note that these are not my pants, they are in fact my husbands pants) and I then had to proceeded to unbutton them halfway through the mall. Awesome!
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fat mall pants
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